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Forget the fancy gym contract

with fine print no one reads.

My fifth-floor walk-up apartment

is all that my ass needs.

别再想那些五花八门的健身房合同了,

那上面天花乱坠的条款根本没人会看。

我那没有电梯的五楼公寓,

就能不花一分钱地锻炼出翘臀。